The Day You Became My Slut

Do you remember that time I dressed you in that tight spandex top–the cherry red one–spanky skirt, stockings w/ the seam up the back, stilettos & made you serve refreshments to me & my girlfriends who delighted in spanking you?

& when we tired of that we made you jack off right there in your slut-attire?

No? Then call me & let’s make memories.

–Aspen 888-468-2030

Are You Ready To Be My Slut?

 

Sunday’s Couplet

I sense that I shall never rock,

All Night Long

A poem lovely as a cock.

–Aspen

 

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Naughty Teacher Files: Another Saturday Night

Greetings from Aspen, naughty teacher & phone sex op.

So it’s Saturday, again. & you, naughty student, are by yourself, again.

Another Saturday Night

 

The reasons are various:

you’re on a business trip; your wife, girlfriend or both are away;you’re shy; dating sucks; you’re looking for something new; you crave intelligent intercourse. Call me, Aspen, @ 888 468 2030

For fantasy, role-play, conversation or a straight-up fuck, I am here for you.

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Naughty Teacher Files: Incest V Brussel Sprouts

Your expert naughty teacher’s philosophy w/ regard to incest is quite simple. If such a large number of people weren’t attracted to the idea–& betimes even the act, then there would be no taboo.

Mommy/Daughter/Sister/Cousin/Aunt

 

 

 

After all, there’s no taboo against the consumption of brussel sprouts. (& for good reason, I might add.)

 

I so hope you’ll join me in incest role-play. I’d love to be your mommy/daughter/sister/cousin/aunt.

Let’s indulge together in a slice or two of forbidden fruit.

I promise to lick you clean of any stray juices.

–Aspen 888 468 2030

Naughty Teacher Passes On Sprouts, Takes Extra Helping of Naughty Student

Naughty Teacher Files: Honk If You Love Panties

Greetings from Aspen, your favorite naughty teacher.

"Daydreaming & Thinking of You."

 

Class, there are 2 things we can absolutely agree upon. First: everyone loves panties.

 

 

Naughty Teacher Admits To Liking Student–& Panties

Trophy Panties?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

& secondly, I love cock.

Object of Worship (It reminds me of something; I just can't think what.)

 

 

There, now don’t we all feel better?
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Naughty Teacher Files: Sub Teacher Schooled @ Local High School

Please...Don't...Stop

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Notoriously Naughty Teacher, Miss Aspen Gives Her Account: …My breath caught in my chest as I tensed my thighs, placed my heels firmly on the floor and tried to shove my chair away from the massive desk. But the chair was stuck fast. I felt a probing tongue trace the outer lips of my pussy. Then the inner lips. When that inquisitive and muscular tongue penetrated my pussy, my back arched. I moaned and writhed. Time ticked by. I could hear it doing just that. I’d climaxed three more times. “Please,” I moaned, “my next class.” What if students were to come to the door and find it locked? What would they think? How could I explain? I moaned and came for the fifth time. My whole body shuddering…

Why, Oh Why, Am I Such A Naughty Teacher? “Anyone? Anyone?” Naughty Student?

Naughty Teacher Files: High School Teacher Enslaves Student–& His Girlfriend

A local high school teacher, Aspen, naughty teacher of renown, has been charged w/ enticing a student to her home & using him as her own personal masturbatory tool. The student’s girlfriend, who apparently followed him there, was captured by the 2 while hiding in a large bush in the teacher’s lush yard. “It was humiliating.They made me commit obscene acts!” the girl was said to have screamed, as police led her, naked & sticky from the teacher’s lair. Police claim they had to literally pry the male student from the teacher’s embrace, & vice versa. Sources say Aspen was heard singing as wicked buff police officers led her–naked but for her hose & stilettos–hands cuffed behind her back, to their waiting squad car.

Naughty Teacher Hearts Naughty Student A Lot

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The Enchantress

 

Naughty Teacher Files: The Cock

For me, Aspen–your naughty teacher under- & over-cover the cock has

always been the most beautiful part of the human body.

So I study how best to please it, while pleasuring naughty-teacher self.

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Pretending It's Yours


Naughty Teacher Files: Optic White

Often, over the course of any given day, as your preferred naughty teacher/phone sex op, I ask myself WWRD?

[What Would Ralph Ellison Do?]. Why it happened again, just today, @

the local pharmacy.  –Aspen 888-468-2030

Naughty Teacher Seeks Naughty Student Heavy Into Intertextuality & Stuff

Liberty Paint for Your Grill

 

Naughty Teacher Files: Good for the Soul

What's Your Pleasure?

 

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I, Aspen–naughty teacher/ phone sex op–

was working graveyard dispatch for a brand new company. The phone rang, I answered.

A girl stifled a giggle. “Why do you do this?” she said. “Don’t you know you’re going to get AIDS?”

“Telephonically,” I said, “that’s uncanny.”

Realizing, perhaps for the 1st time, the absurdity of her premise, the girl hung up the phone.

It’s a pity really. For she never allowed herself to ask the very question she was aching to: “What do you know that I don’t?” Or even, “What’s it like–to give & receive pleasure?”

The following clip answers these questions ever so much more eloquently than your naughty teacher might. But 1st a caveat. This is the penultimate scene of a quite engaging film, “Dangerous Beauty”. So if you’ve not yet viewed the film in it’s entirety, I bid you do so.

May your lives be filled w/ health, love & romance, hour upon hour of languorously blissful intercourse, & the occasional urgent crash. –Aspen

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Naughty Teacher Files: Tit For Tat

Some might find this difficult to believe, but your favorite naughty teacher/phone sex op, Aspen, is really quite demure & retiring.

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La Pudeur

I like

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


I like nothing better than to curl up of an evening w/ a nice broad chest or wrap my legs around some homebody. & when not speaking telephonically, I’m likely to be struck dumb by that pair of trousers or jeans resting flush against the area of your, shall we say, pelvis. In which case I’d probably have no option but to take you home–& hope that in so doing I would soon find my tongue. Would you be willing to help w/ that? B/c I’m totally down for a little quid pro quo. –Aspen

Naughty Teacher/ Phone Sex Op Loves

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Naughty Teacher Files: Tweettweettweettweettweet

Now you can follow me, Aspen–your favorite naughty teacher & teller of naughty tales–on Twitter !

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Aspen: Just fixing my strap.

So,Let’s All Sing…

 

 

–Aspen

@Aspen8884682030

 

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W/ Appetite

For Learning

Naughty Teacher Files: Labor Day: [Incest] Family Reunion

Let’s face it guys, this promises to be a long weekend, in every sense of that phrase, & not just for me, Aspen, naughty teacher, incorporated, but for my naughty students as well. Family gathering? That cousin/aunt/mother or sister-in-law you’ve been lusting after for lo these many years. There she is now. &, for many of you, every bit as inaccessible/taboo as ever.
What to do?

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Naughty Teacher Will 2ble as Aunt, Sister-in-Law, Mom, Naughty Neighbor…

I'm Ready; Are You?

Call me. I’ll sub in, so to speak, for the girl/woman of your incestuous dreams.
Hurry now. It looks as though folks might be just about to run out of tonic water.
Be a dear & run down to the store for them. &, while you’re @ it, give me a call.
I’ll be waiting.
Truly,

Aspen

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Naughty Teachers Do It W/ Frequency

Naughty Teacher Files: Long Hot Summer

It’s been a long hot summer for your favorite naughty teacher. & I might have been quite lonely had it not been for my favorite former naughty student–you know who you are–home from college & doing odd jobs, for me & a few of my best girl friends.

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You know I like it wolfie style.

I have to say this naughty teacher is really liking that trellis you constructed @ the side of the house, you know the one; it begins @ ground level & reaches just about to my bedroom window. It’s quite the conversation piece. My neighbor, Mr. Harrison–the one who enjoyed gazing out his own bedroom window whenever my naughty student & I were disporting ourselves in the backyard–commented that it’s the sturdiest trellis he’s ever seen.
You know your naughty teacher will miss you while you’re enjoying your sophomore year @ that college out-of-state. But I want you to know, it’s okay that you didn’t have the time to paint the trellis. After all you & I were, happily, otherwise engaged. (I have the torn sheet & a gentle soreness between my thighs

to prove it.) So I know you won’t mind if I proposition one or two of my more promising high school students. You remember high school; it’s where we met. & like you, they could come over after school for tutoring & perhaps paint my trellis. & I’ll serve them cookies & strawberries–w/ cream, lots of cream.

Naughty Teacher Files: Sweet Summer Sweat

The college campus near my naughty-teacher home is one of the most lush venues on earth. On evening last week I went there, dressed in a sundress, some sandals,& nothing else. I was thinking about dolphins–how they swim, play eat & [insert anglo-saxon term for coitus here] all day long–& college boys, who do construction, painting & campus work/study all summer, just to make exorbitant rents. & how I wish we could all be more like dolphins, & catch as catch can. That’s when I saw him, trudging toward me after a long afternoon cutting a swath through the blackberry vines overtaking the canyon, & all this naughty teacher wanted to do was play. He was sweaty & I was cool. But he was generous w/ his heat.

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Naughty Teacher Seeks Hott Naughty College Student Stud (or, hey, a benevolent geek)

I took him standing

As I type these words I can still feel him throbbing, near me. W/in me. No hotel, & just north of California, but I’ve finally lived the line “Sweet summer sweat,” licked him clean, then let him air dry.